Introduction
A
mighty ship on the high seas of Terman Pond, Alistarrrgh has earned a
reputation for blinding speed and ruthless bucket-filling. Displaying the Jolly Roger at the stern, his
sheer presence strikes fear in the hearts of Redneck Yacht Clubs, Freakishly
Large Rubber Duckies, and Floating Hot Dogs everywhere.
On
his latest mission, witnesses reported seeing Alistarrgh firing his water
cannon upwards of four feet while plowing smaller vessels out of his way. He managed to drown the pride of his
opponents in a barrage of water, flooding their most prized possession, their
goal.
Unfortunately
Alistarrgh sustained some damage while dry-docked for refueling after his most
recent adventure. While resting on the
dock next to the mighty sea, a tumultuous wind blew the dock into the water,
carrying mighty Alistarrgh along with it mast-first. While he had been dry-docked for similar
purposes many times before, this was the first time such an accident had
occurred, leading to the obvious conclusion of sabotage. This is unsurprising however, as we all know
of the deep, dark core of the Rubber Duckie.
Severe
damage was sustained to the propulsion systems as a result of the subversion,
and his next scheduled voyage to take on the legendary Red Fleet had to be
postponed.
Never
fear, the mighty Alistarrrgh will sail once again! - Amy, Ji, Derrick
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